talkshitnojutsu

tsunamiwavesurfing:

iaminthislifeexisting:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i truly need to get hold of a flip phone tho

only way to avoid these jezebels out here

if shawty still fuck with you after you pull out a motorola razr v3

you got a keeper and she deserves alll the exotic foods and delicacies tbh

My fiance has a flip phone :)

i feel so bad for you this post was a joke how yall livin you supposed to eat at least 3 meals a day

rainbowthinker
rainbowthinker:

my-innocence-is-lost:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

two kinds of people.


Actually trees like these are rumoured to be haunted in my place. So yeah.

rainbowthinker:

my-innocence-is-lost:

owlmylove:

craized:

trees like these are the best to sit under and read books or draw or just relax and be alone 

or you can climb it and sit up in the foliage waiting for unsuspecting pedestrians to walk by so you can swing down on one of the roots with a Tarzan scream and kick them in the face before running from the traffic cops

two kinds of people.

Actually trees like these are rumoured to be haunted in my place. So yeah.